Shiver me timbers!

"i am sitting through the most mind numbing training,"
she complained to her friend.

"it is some of the most unintuitive,
utterly ridiculous stuff i've ever had to learn
and it makes me sigh and say inwardly
'there has to be a better way to do this.'

she paused.

"but mutiny probably isn't a good idea,"
she consented with a grin.

"although i have a direct line to Blackbeard
in case i decide to go forth."