Abracadabra

she recently walked into a room full of cold pricklies
and thought, "ooo, they need some sunshine in here!"

so she picked up her wand and dialed up the sun
and requested a rush order of "warm fuzzies"
to be delivered immediately.

"oh, and you better make that COD,"
she informed the operator. "it'll make
'em register what they're receiving
and take a little responsibility for what they've created."