"have you ever noticed that vegetables are very similar to humans?" she said.
"baby, what do you mean?" he asked.
"well, think about it," she replied,
"cabbages have heads, corn has ears
and potatoes have eyes."
"you've got a point," he said with a smile. "freaky!"
"yeah," she continued, "so it makes you wonder if you're really
keeping tabs on the garden or if the garden is really keeping tabs on you."