Friday, August 22, 2008

Pizza Aficionados

they were chatting
about spiders and he told
them that they loved food -
"especially pizza," he said.

"pizza?" she exclaimed curiously.

"oh, yeah" he stated.
"i mean, what spider doesn't like
pizza? baby spiders love it.
teenage spiders love it.
spiders on their last leg love it.
there are even some spiders that
will work minimum wage for it."

"but you gotta watch them,"
he said seriously,
"because they use the toppings
to practice new web designs,
and this really slows down their delivery service."

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