Little Dinosaur's Growing Pains

"i don't know why i've been
so emotional lately," she sniffled.

"i mean, zed, my little reptilian naysayer
is usually placated with a quick belly rub
and a lemon gumdrop."

she paused for a few minutes through the tears
and, then, burst out in giggles.

"oh, i get it!" she laughed out loud.
"he's so funny!"

"jurassic park was filmed here
so my little lizard just must want to grow BIG!"

"silly zed," she finished. "it's hard to
keep him in check sometimes but
you gotta admire his great desire
to roam BIG in the world."